.
No, but guys
this script
is actually
perfect
“blaine gently eye-rolls at kurt who is irascibly adorable” is everything that i love about them rolled into one stage-direction sentence fragment
They cut the whole pre - Santa Baby scene too with Santana giving gift advice to Finn
Cut it when it had gems like this:
meanwhile, blaine gives kurt a ring made out of gum wrappers because he knows that his feelings will last forever
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE MARTI
so in “Extraordinary Merry Christmas” they cut:
- a scene between the gay couple where they mention they had sex, talk about getting married, confess their love for one another, and one of them pretty much does a dry run of his wedding vows PLUS multiple little overtly romantic and physical moments
- a moment between the couple where both of them are Asian
- a cheek kiss between the lesbian couple
- a conversation about the interracial couple
they kept:
- multiple repetitive scenes with the straight white couple
- a promotion of an organization known to be homophobic
I’m sensing a pattern here.
everything is blood
They hold each other tight as they turn the corner. Totally in love.
Cut Blaine speeches
- Blaine: Did you know that real Warblers won't sing alone? It's true - if a Warbler loses it's flock or is caged seperately it sits silent until another one shows up. (He looks at Kurt). It's not that he doesn't have a beautiful voice - it's just that without a companion he just doesn't feel like singing anymore.
- Blaine: There is a moment, Kurt. There is always a moment when suddenly a lightbulb goes on. A moment when you look at someone differently... When your heart expands, when you say to yourself - 'oh, there you are! I've been looking for you forever.'
- Blaine: To always love you. To defend you even if I know you're wrong. To surprise you. To always pick up your call no matter what I'm doing. To bake you cookies at least twice a year and to kiss you whenever and where ever you want. Mostly to make sure that you always remember how perfectly imperfect you are. I know it's not something Elizabeth Taylor would've worn---
The entire Klaine Box Scene livestream that aired on May 29th, 2012 at 8 pm EST.
The Box Scene
“Extraordinary Merry Christmas:” Act Six
If I believed there was a hell, I’d be sure there was a special place in it for the Glee writers and editors and the Fox executives. Just for cutting this scene, they deserve to burn in their “special” corner for all eternity!
Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
The smallfolk say it was King Renly’s ghost, but wiser men know better.
Do you know how to use that?
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